No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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