i jhust puked up my retainher.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Green mimosas i think yes
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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