he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I believe in your delicious
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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