"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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