nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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