What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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