i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just had sex on a roof
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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