you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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