is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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