I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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