i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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