my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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