i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
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