it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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