This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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