She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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