I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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