I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
