the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
