I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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