I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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