Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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