we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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