see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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