Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Randomize
