Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I don't think brook has ever known best
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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