May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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