I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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