if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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