i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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