ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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