i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Shame is for Republicans.
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