I'm jealous of your bromance
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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