if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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