the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I have no recollection of sleep choking you
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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