My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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