Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
How's work?
Spinning.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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