dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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You. Win. At. Life.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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