He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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