Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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