I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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