summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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