People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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