I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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