i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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