i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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