she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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