Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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