Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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