i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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