We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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