Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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