big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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