you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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