So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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