I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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