hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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