question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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